To The Woman…

To the dark-haired woman that blew by me on Cresthaven Drive this morning in your SUV,

Get Bent!

You are going to kill some child in my neighbourhood. I think this is the second time you’ve passed me at high-speed on our narrow, winding suburban streets.┬áIf I could, I would ensure that your licence is taken away.

No Love,

-me

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